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| Texas Ranger Joaquin Jackson |
Today, I am an inquisitor; I believe hyperbole would not be fictional and would not overstate the solemnness that I feel right now. My faith in the Constitution is whole, it is complete, it is total. I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Constitution."
--Rep. Barbara Jordan, 1973
The Grand Finale. The piece d' resistance. The last Top 5 list for a long, long time.
This is gonna be lengthy, but y'all will just have to suck it up. Because this is where I talk about Texas.
I know its supposed to be Top 5 things that make life worth living. But that seemed a little heavy and preachy. So, I thought what better way to bid farewell to the lists than to talk about my favorite place in the whole world? The place I'll probably never leave. The place that will be my home for nearly my entire life? The greatest state among 50 great states.
Ok, geez, get on with it.
Texas!
The only state to have been an independent country. Revered in myth, movies, books, art, and music. The most famous of the United States. The only state where it means something to be from. The state that treasures its past but always looks forward.
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| Bluebonnets and Paintbrushes, Texas Hill Country |
By contrast, no one has ever heard of, or will ever hear of, Delaware.
I've lived in Texas for nearly 50 years, and there's four things you have to accept if you hope to understand it at all.
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| Colorado River, McKinney Roughs |
- Texas is wild. The land is wild. Even today, you can't live in Texas and be some namby pamby sweater wearer. Well, I mean, maybe in Dallas. But it takes stones to live in Texas. Its either as hot as the surface of the sun or as cold as Derek Jeter ditching last night's conquest the next morning. The soil is pretty much dust over vast stretches. South of San Antonio consists mainly of mesquite, cactus, and wild hogs. Tornadoes, ice storms, Jerry Jones, and Neiman Marcus sales blow out huge swaths of north Texas. Hurricanes, subsidence, mosquitoes, encephalitis, and refinery smoke takes care of southeast Texas. Mountains, canyons, and plateau dominate west Texas. Piney woods and rolling hills cover the east. Despite all that, Texas is beautiful, the same way that anything wild and free is beautiful. The Texas Hill Country, Big Bend National Park, Palo Duro Canyon, Padre Island National Seashore, the Big Thicket, the Nueces River valley, Caddo Lake...these places all inspire the imagination and the senses. Consequently, the people are wild. Texas was settled by two kinds of people: Germans and Bohemians, and criminals. Its the Australia of the United States. You came to Texas basically because you had to. You couldn't get along anywhere else. So naturally, to survive you had to do what you had to do once you got here. You had to fight the land to survive. And you didn't want some pointy head bureaucrat telling you what you could and couldn't do. That attitude survives today, in spades. "Don't fence me in." Carry guns? No problem. Low taxes, low government spending, fewer laws, few lawsuits, private property rights. Politicians come and go, but Texans basically want to live their lives the way they want to, and are prepared to fight for it. "Come and Take It" was no lie. So Texans are audacious. Translation, we tend to tear ass all over the place. Chess players and encounter group attenders we are not. Hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, shooting guns of all kinds, whooping and a'hollerin, driving fast, playing sports, racing boats, dancing, eating everything in sight, makin' noise, tellin' stories. Accidentally running over your cheating husband. Three times. Hey, accidents happen, people. Especially when you're sleeping with your receptionist.
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| Enchanted Rock |
- Texas is about contrasts and contradictions. These abound. As I mentioned, the land itself is full of contrasts: beaches and mountains, grasslands and deserts, forests and plains. You name a kind of terrain, you'll find it in Texas. Maybe not tundra, but whatevs. Its a state that relishes partying and good times but also strongly embraces religion. It has a strongly racist history and yet some of its most famous and cherished figures are minorities. Its known as the reddest, redneck state, yet has multiple world-class research universities, one of the most accomplished medical centers in the world, NASA, dozens of Fortune 500 corporation headquarters, and leading artistic, musical, and performance centers.
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| Sunset near Abilene |
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| That's a long way. Better stop at the winery for supplies |
- Texas is big. Vastness defines Texas. Look to either side of your screen. That's Texas. When you cross the Sabine River on IH-10 going into Orange County, you see a highway mileage sign that says "El Paso 857" That's longer than the distance from El Paso to Los Angeles, and longer than the distance between Orange, Texas and Jacksonville, Florida. A drive in the northeast that would span five states usually wouldn't take you out of even one part of Texas. As such, everything Texan is bigger. Haven't you heard? "Everything's bigger in Texas." The mascot at the State Fair is named "Big Tex." In some parts of Texas, you can drive an hour...to visit your next door neighbor. We have the world's biggest rodeo, rattlesnake roundup, football stadium, honky tonk, so on and so forth. The space defines everything. Cities keep expanding outward. People want big lots, big houses, big vehicles, big TVs, big barbecue grills, big furniture. Big everything.
- Texans support each other. No matter what. You'll never see Texans rioting, or looting after a storm, or tearing down barricades, or burning stores or cars. You will see them bringing food to storm victims, or helping their neighbors, or calmly pitching in during a crisis, or greeting their new neighbors. We will take in thousands of New Orleans storm victims when no one else would. University of Texas students will donate blood, money, and other items to Texas A&M students and families affected by the Bonfire collapse, and lead memorials in their honor. Central Texas will take in Houston refugees fleeing a hurricane. Relief efforts will spontaneously spring up throughout the state to help Jarrell tornado victims, West explosion victims, Texas City disaster victims, and so forth. When a famous Texan or Texas team succeeds, we all feel pride for their success. When they fail or suffer, we all feel it. In the end, Texas isn't a place, its people. Bound to a place by tradition and respect.
- politics (Ann Richards, Bush 41 and 43, Sam Rayburn, John Nance Garner, John Connolly, Henry B. Gonzalez, Jim Wright, Lloyd Bentsen)
- military (Chester Nimitz, Audie Murphy, John Bell Hood, Claire Chennault, Earl Rudder, Roy Benavidez)
- arts (Stanley Marsh 3, Elisabet Ney, Wyatt Hedrick, Tex Avery)
- science and medicine (Dr. Denton Cooley, Robert Lee Moore, Steven Weinberg, Paul Chu, Ilya Prigogene),
- music (Van Cliburn, ZZ Top, Roy Orbison, Buddy Holly, George Jones, Ernest Tubb, Ray Price, Bob Wills, Ornette Coleman, Willie Nelson, George Strait, Lyle Lovett, Doug Sahm, Roky Erickson, Selena, Don Henley, Jerry Jeff Walker, Steve Miller, Steven Stills, Usher, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lee Ann Rimes, Janis Joplin, Tex Ritter, Beyoncé)
- fashion (Stanley Marcus, Jerry Hall, Lois Chiles)
- movies and theatre (Tommy Lee Jones, Farrah Fawcett, Aaron Spelling, Rip Torn, Tom Mix, Pola Negri, Dennis and Randy Quaid, Ginger Rogers, Mary Martin, Robert Rodriguez, Richard Linklater, Terence Malick, Cyd Charisse, Steve Martin, Carol Burnett, Jamie Foxx, Larry Hagman, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bill Paxton, Debbie Reynolds, the Wilson brothers, Sissy Spacek, Tommy Tune)
- journalism (Bill Moyers, Dan Rather, Molly Ivins, Liz Carpenter, Walter Cronkite, Sam Donaldson, Dan Jenkins, Frank Fallon, Dave Campbell, Bud Shrake, Linda Ellerbee, Rex Reed, John Henry Faulk, Jim Lehrer)
- business (Red McCombs, Conrad Hilton, John Mackey, Ross Perot, Sid Richardson, Mary Kay Ash, Trammel Crow, Charles Butt, Mark Cuban, H.L. Hunt)
- education and scholarship (Bill Moore, Frank Erwin, John Silber, Umphrey Lee, Herbert Reynolds, Sul Ross, Earl Rudder, Edgar Lovett)
- sports (Nolan Ryan, Earl Campbell, Hakeem Olajuwon, Tom Landry, Doak Walker, Adrian Peterson, Drew Brees, Bobby Layne, Jack Johnson, Babe Didrikson Zaharias, Carl Lewis, AJ Foyt, Ben Hogan, Byron Nelson, Lee Trevino, Michael Johnson)
- agriculture (Robert Kleberg, Charles Goodnight, Richard King)
- energy (Glenn McCarthy, Walter Fondren, Ross Sterling, George Mitchell, Howard Hughes, Sr.), law (Leon Jaworski, Joe Jamail, Tom Clark, Racehorse Haynes, John O'Quinn, Kenneth Starr, Rusty Hardin, Walter Umphrey)
- writing (Larry L. King, Larry McMurtry, O. Henry, J. Frank Dobie, Billy Lee Brammer, Horton Foote, Elmer Kelton)
- philanthropy (Ima Hogg, Ben Taub, the Hobby family)
And I didn't even mention how we have the best women. Beyond those mentioned above, we have Lady Bird Johnson, Laura and Barbara Bush, Oveta Culp Hobby, Joanne King, Susana Dickinson, Nellie Connolly, Carrie Marcus, Miriam "Ma" Ferguson, Katherine Anne Porter, Bonnie Parker, Sarah Hughes. And Jessica. And Jaclyn. Top that.
The Top 5 Texans embody these attributes in every way. They symbolize everything that makes up Texas, and everything that has ever made Texas. Both good and bad.
5. Matthew McConaughey. The most bro-tastic guy ever. Ah, just kidding. Obvs. This isn't Men's Health. "Alright, alright, alright."
5. Sam Houston. First President of the Republic of Texas. Commanding General of the Texas Army that defeated Santa Anna at San Jacinto. To my knowledge still the only person ever to have been elected to the US Senate from two different states. Governor of the States of Tennessee and of Texas, the latter post from which he resigned rather than take an oath of loyalty to the Confederacy. First in a long, long line of great Texas statesmen. Despite the prevailing sentiment against the Natives, Sam Houston spent much of his childhood among the Cherokee Indians of Tennessee, and was a lifelong friend of the native peoples. Like many, many other great Texans, he came to Texas as a broken, down alcoholic who ran out of options in his native Tennessee, hoping to rebuild his life. He had a Cherokee wife, ran a trading post, and was so bad off the Cherokees called him "Big Drunk." He came to Texas and within three years assumed command of the Texas Army, which was little more than a collection of farmers fleeing the army Santa Anna had sent to put down the fledgling Texas rebellion, though wounded badly at San Jacinto. Within a few months, he had beaten Santa Anna and negotiated an accord that allowed the new Republic to commence. After a long career as President, Senator and Governor, he resigned as Governor rather than support the Confederacy. Ol' Sam was a great storyteller, and was quick to turn a phrase. When he was baptized in a river he was told it would wash his sins away. He responded, "Lord help the fish down below.” When David G. Burnet, who stood 5' 1" to Houston's 6', challenged him to a duel, he refused, saying "I refuse to fight downhill." He could be eloquent as well. When local authorities refused to let him speak during his 1857 campaign for Governor in the courthouse, he told the crowd to follow him to a large oak tree on a hill just outside of town, "on the soil of Texas. I have a right to speak there because I have watered it with my blood." To this day, schools, streets, hospitals, counties, and the fourth largest city in the nation bear his name. And, fitting for such a towering figure, the first word uttered from the surface of the moon was his name, "Houston."
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| Dr. Michael E. DeBakey |
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| Congresswoman Barbara Jordan |
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| Howard Hughes, Jr. |
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| President Lyndon B. Johnson, 1968 |
OK, millions of words have been written about President Johnson, but its difficult to cut it short because he led a fascinating life at nearly every age. Robert Caro's four volume work provides the definitive resource. Johnson was born in Gillespie County, Texas in a house with no electricity, and ascended to live in the White House and become the most powerful person in the world. He graduated from the then Southwest Texas State Teacher's College in San Marcos, and later taught school. He became Congressman Richard Kleberg's secretary, and began meeting people all throughout official Washington. In the first of a long string of fortuitous decisions, he married Lady Bird Taylor, a cultivated, affluent woman from East Texas. She helped run his early campaigns, drawing on her experience as a journalist to make sound decisions as against Johnson's innate impulsiveness. After Johnson won election to Congress on a New Deal platform, his manner and brashness alienated many Democratic members, and the administration. But he had an in with Texas oil millionaires, and was able to spread that money throughout Washington to help members facing difficult re-election campaigns. Money buys friends, and LBJ saw his influence growing. While in Congress, he championed the Rural Electrification Act, which brought electricity to rural areas including his native Hill Country, and later listed it as among the accomplishments of which he was most proud. He briefly served in a combat position as a Naval officer during WWII, but returned to Washington once the military prohibited serving Congressmembers from participating in war zones. The 1948 Senate election against Coke Stevenson, which he won by the razor thinnest of razor thin margins through Duval County vote fraud, earned him the nickname "Landslide Lyndon." But, that was just another example of a Texan doing what it took to succeed. For all the caterwauling over that election, everyone forgets that back then, vote fraud was just a common thing. Coke Stevenson did it too. LBJ was probably the greatest Senate majority leader of all time. Within a few short years he became Majority Leader. His mastery of the Senate exceeded all others. Alternatively imposing and flattering, he could work a colleague like no other. The "Johnson Treatment" became legendary, in which he used his imposing frame to lean into someone's personal space and command their attention through cajoling, flattery, threats, exuberance, pleading, commands, and so forth. He knew everything going on in Washington, knowledge he used to push through his agenda. He agreed to become JFK's running mate after his own Presidential campaign fizzled, and immediately regretted it. He felt like he had become useless, and had no role in the administration given the Kennedy advisors' disdain for him (particularly Robert Kennedy).
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| The Treatment, with Sen. Richard Russell |
He never thought he would become President, but didn't apologize when he did. He appointed the Warren Commission. Assailed in its time, the Commission is now (I believe) regarded as having conducted a superb investigation and analysis during an incredibly difficult period in American history. He immediately moved to push President Kennedy's stalled legislative agenda. Using his legislative expertise, he pushed through his Great Society agenda: Medicare, Medicaid, the Anti-Poverty Act, the Civil Rights Acts of 1964 and 1968, the Voting Rights Act, the Immigration Act of 1965, he created the National Endowments for the Arts, and for the Humanities. He kept the Six Day War from escalating, despite Soviet/Egyptian furor. He helped tamp down violence after the MLK assassination. Of course, there was...the War. What can I say? Except this. People forget the politics that led us into the War. Barry Goldwater and the Right were screaming about appeasement of the Soviets. Kennedy had been humiliated at the Bay of Pigs. We had "lost" China and half the State Department was purged as a result. McCarthy had ultimately been put down but the fervent "better dead than red" sentiment that he exploited remained very strong. Korea had been viewed by many as an unacceptable stalemate, and Kennedy had after all committed the nation to "pay any price, bear any burden...oppose any foe" to assure the survival of liberty. That's the "read my lips no new taxes" of the 1960s. What was Johnson supposed to do? Just give in? Politically not an option at the time. Of course, totally bungling and mismanaging the thing should have been off the table too, but those instincts that had served him so well in the Congress utterly failed him as Commander in Chief. Delegation, command, discipline....these things are not the legislative way. Wars don't come with personal, one on one solutions, nor are they won through mediation. But you'll notice it took foreign policy experts Nixon and Kissinger five more years to extract us from Vietnam. I'm not sure how it would have been different if Abraham Lincoln or Franklin Roosevelt had been in charge. But Johnson's failure was a glorious one, over the top, momentous, in some ways gallant. A very Texan kind of failure.
So there you have it, the end of the list, and of the Top 5 lists.
I'll just assume we've all had enough to last for a long time.
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1 comment:
I would like to have seen your list of the top 5 things that make life worth living, but if you are not feeling it you cannot force it.
Here are my top 5 top 5 lists:
5. Things to Do at the Beach or at an Exorcism tied with Top 5 Texans of all Time
4. Things You're Still Not Doing Right
3. Rock and Roll Acts
2. Bill Murray Scenes
1. Things That Are Important
I really enjoyed reading all of them. Merci
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