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| Hipsters prowling Sixth Street |
I posted something on Facebook that actually received praise, and upon reflection, I think it pretty accurately captures the state of my town. And for all you wanting shorter posts, your time has come.
This responded to a South Austin friend lamenting that so many "unrecognizable neighbors" had moved into our beloved 78704, also known as Ground Zero for the "Keep Austin Weird" lifestyle.
"Neighbors becoming unrecognizables"? I assume you mean skinny jeans-wearing, non-corrective glasses having, fair trade espresso-drinking, bedhead-sporting MF-ers? Yeah, that's happening. Its like one year, the SXSW people just decided never to go home, and they inbred with the Formula One people. The resulting doucheosity is devouring our town. [Sad panda]
NEXT-something a little less "you kids get off my yard!"
3 comments:
What did Austin expect? It couldn't be kept a secret forever :)
I have my first hipster student this year. A nine year old, complete with brightly colored skinny jeans, ironic hair do that covers one eye and requires constant head-flipping, and the "cooler than all of you" attitude. He even wears branded sunglasses on the playground during recess. I have met his parents, and they are fully to blame.
As with many undesirable trends, you can blame the West coast. These hipsters have inhabited this area for several years.
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