Tonight- rejected Esquire magazine-style fluff.
I refuse to believe that sex tape-leaking, rock and roll pegboard Pamela Anderson is the sexiest woman ever on TV, as AOL claims. Everyone knows who that honor belongs to. Or at least Catwoman. AOL/TimeWarner is the same group whose stock's return has dropped nearly 20% in the last year. The former Mrs. Kid Rock wasn't even the sexiest woman on her TV show. That honor, as it were, goes to Yasmine Bleeth, of late substance abuser/DUI'er and Lifetime Network hack, but formerly stunning brunette.
Not only is Pam Anderson not the sexiest woman ever on TV, I can name five sexier women on TV just from Texas:
1. Sandy Duncan. Just kidding.
1. Farrah. Corpus Christi. I mean, c'mon, full on crazy Letterman appearance notwithstanding. You saw the poster, right? Which reminds me of the old Steve Martin joke about said poster. Next time you see me, ask me to tell you the story about Farrah Fawcett's dad, Joe Jamail, Redd Foxx, and a federal district judge.
2. Eva Longoria. Corpus Christi. Desperate Housewife, married to Belgian star in the Association.
I refuse to believe that sex tape-leaking, rock and roll pegboard Pamela Anderson is the sexiest woman ever on TV, as AOL claims. Everyone knows who that honor belongs to. Or at least Catwoman. AOL/TimeWarner is the same group whose stock's return has dropped nearly 20% in the last year. The former Mrs. Kid Rock wasn't even the sexiest woman on her TV show. That honor, as it were, goes to Yasmine Bleeth, of late substance abuser/DUI'er and Lifetime Network hack, but formerly stunning brunette.
Not only is Pam Anderson not the sexiest woman ever on TV, I can name five sexier women on TV just from Texas:
1. Sandy Duncan. Just kidding.
1. Farrah. Corpus Christi. I mean, c'mon, full on crazy Letterman appearance notwithstanding. You saw the poster, right? Which reminds me of the old Steve Martin joke about said poster. Next time you see me, ask me to tell you the story about Farrah Fawcett's dad, Joe Jamail, Redd Foxx, and a federal district judge.
2. Eva Longoria. Corpus Christi. Desperate Housewife, married to Belgian star in the Association.
3. Jennifer Garner. Houston. Being Mrs. Affleck is of course a major step towards Pathetic Town, but Alias sure kicked butt.
4. Jaclyn Smith. Houston. I thought I saw her at the Galleria a few years ago and in a few minutes actually worked up the nerve to go up to her and say hi. After all, I previously met two Oakland Raiders cheerleaders and neither of them called for security, so I figured I had sufficient game. Depressingly it wasn't her. But before I found out, it was about three of the most exhilarating minutes ever.
5. Angie Harmon. Highland Park. Sadly married to former nickel back Jason Sehorn after his stunt proposal on Jay Leno. But still breathtaking when ready for trial.
So, please.
Next up, my generic Christmas greeting to you all.
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